^ His balls are spaced far apart.

^ doesn't know the extent of HMA's depravity.

^ He knows the extent of HMA's depravity and it troubles him woefully.

^ intends to put together an expedition of adventurers to put an end to the unspeakable evil of the vile necromancer HMA, who's residing in a giant tower built with LegoDnD's stolen lego bricks.

^ Is a professional neck romancer.

^ likes to accuse other users of vampirism.

knows how to make others excited about cats

^ Sales a pirate ship through the jungle, no matter how many trees get in the way.

^ thinks a salesperson works exclusively aboard a ship at sea.

^ Is Soupy Sales.

^ He's Popeye The Sailor Man. [TOOT TOOT!]

I want to say HMA was inspired by the scene from One Piece where they arrive at Arlong Park, but the way he spells "sales" indicates trying to sell the ship while traveling through a jungle on foot.

^ banned for "saying" and not doing, as you were supposed to provide a reason why the member above you should be banned and your statement above didn't meet that requirement

^ gets confused about which thread to post in.