^ Nothing is beneath him, as there is nothing any lower than Hell.

^ He is incredibly astute... too astute for his own good... I must keep an eye on this one.

^ Has a terrible depth perception.

^ Has excellent depth perception, but only if he's deep under water.

^ has depth charges

^ wishes to get his own U-boat for Christmas, so he can torpedo ships just for fun.

^ He owns a Virginia-class fast-attack sub which is located in an undisclosed port near Norway.

^ he is sick with envy at morolf's shiny new submarine, because he can't afford a proper submarine and has to make do with a replica of the CSS Hunley, which keeps sinking all the time.

^ He's totally redonkulous, brah. "All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

^ He is in love with that one chick from Law and Order.

^ He personally does not think that Annie Parisse is very hot.

^ Thinks Lucifer is hot.

^ thinks God is cool

^ Wanted to cast Vanilla Ice as Jesus in Passion of the Christ, but only because he knew the lightning strikes were inevitable.

^ They didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice.

Definitely knows the definition of baseless.