^ He initiated a Sting operation, giving the lead stinger of The Police an appendectomy.

^ Once shot a hornet's nest onto Sting the singer while he was cosplaying as Frodo Baggins.

^ He looked exactly like Harry Potter last Halloween.

^ He rode Harry Potter's broomstick, and dressed in drag as a witch for Halloween.

^ HIs secret desire is to become a werewolf.

^ His secret desire is to become a vampire. This is why he asked Maenmeldir to bite him.

^ his secret desire is to become a jiangshi. He prefers to hop around, instead of turning into a bat and biting people.

^ Is spreading disinformation about me. The reason i was hopping around at night is ... i was just ... i had to go to the toilet and couldn't hold it in any other way. Yes. That's what happened. YOU LIAR!!!

^ Hopping around at night, looking for public toilets. Because reasons...

^ Hopping around at night, looking for other rabbits. Because "reasons" isn't a reason...

^ He tries to avoid the inescapable reasoning.

^ Brushes his teeth with a unique toothpaste he makes out of pickle juice and pureed habanero peppers.

^ Got rid of all mirrors in his home after watching the movie Mirrors.

^ likes to tan some part of his skin using a sun gun.