^ demands his cut of the ransom ware money from InSaintMonoxide, it's his blog after all that lures people to their digital doom.

^ Tried digital Doom but prefers analog Doom played on an abacus.

^ He wonders what he will do when the Re-Captchas become so difficult to solve that he cannot access his account any longer.

^ Works together with companies to create Re-Captchas so difficult that nobody can solve them. That'll make sure everybody has to buy games again and again.

^ Buys games again and again compulsively.

^ Doesn't understand this forum game. Dear HMA, the allegation you're supposed to make should be BASELESS and not obviously factually correct.

^ is blackmailing other internet users with ransom ware so he can finance his game-hoarding addiction.

^ Is conveniently leaving out that while his allegation may or may not be true, i would at the very least never blackmail my favorite forum poster. Maybe not even the top 5.

^ intends to make his favourite forum posters his partners in crime so they can found a real extortion racket.

^ He intends to build a commune where all of InSaintMonoxide's favorite posters will live together with him in heavenly bliss.

^ hopes to join that commune because he (mistakenly) believes there will be lots of degenerate orgies.

^ He believes that he can read minds from across the globe with pinpoint accuracy.

^ Tried to read morolf's mind by holding his hands up to his temple like Simon Baker in The Mentalist. Unfortunately, he failed reading anything.

^ Tried to read a newspaper the same way, but wasn't wearing glasses and was unable to read anything, either.

Tried to practice necromancy with directions from a magazine. Safe to say, he's no Sandro, either the painter, or the
talented and some say despicable, Necromancer character from HOMM3.