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^ Regularly gets thundered by cats.
^ Regularly gets undered by dogs.
^ often gets cowed by bulls
^ Often gets sharked in the streets, specifically for not getting cartoon references.
^ He often gets referenced by cartoon characters as hilarious.
^ He is a cartoon character!
^ He isn't humorous.
^ Has mastered the Universe, but then Kevin Smith produced an animated smear-piece about him and insulted everyone who called him out.
^ He explored Dora as a kid, but his dad found out and he got grounded.
Maenmeldir often writes erotic fan-fiction between cartoon children and fellow forum users, but this is the first time he's shared a sample publicly.
^ He's the biggest fan of said fan fiction, and has always wanted to take a peak inside of Dora's backpack.
^ He provided the audio for Boots the monkey for the first few episodes before his voice went through "the change" at puberty.
^ Noticed that change only because of his obsessive hatred for monkeys.
^ Changed the monkey's diapers and hated every minute of it.
^ Has brought this fan-fiction to a terrible place.