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^ When he says "military" he really mans Boy Scouts.

EDIT: likes interrupting people!
Post edited July 20, 2021 by HeresMyAccount
^ He has a strong penchant for being interrupted.
^ is proud that he helps preventing undesired conceptions by interrupting people.
^ His trick where he uses his lance as a giant chopstick is popular at parties.
^ He dove into the pool at the party wearing only his underwear, which subsequently came off. He only realized that fact after he climbed out of the icy cold water.
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries
^ Lived under a rock for the last 2 months.
^ Doesn't understand the glory of his noodly appendages and his meaty goodness.
^ Certain persons are genuinely concerned about his behavior as of late.
^ Certain persons have subliminally convinced him to dress in a clown outfit.
^ Being coulrophobic, merely the thought of that frightens him to his wit's end.
He ate neighbourhood kids chocos with MERCY
^ Has been using the same inflatable doll for 10 years.

InSaintMonoxide: ^ Lived under a rock for the last 2 months.
Sort of. Been in strict isolation, alone, since FEB2020. :(
^ had been living under the sea until Feb 2020.
^ He discovered BorisBurke's lair, deep within the submerged capital city of Atlantis.