^ He times his nauseating posts to just after lunchtime in Texas.

^shoots rattlesnakes with his six shooter and then grills them for lunch.

^ Might be my favorite forum poster. Easily top 5.

^ secreted a webcam somewhere on my back forty

^ Refers to the forty pimples on his back as his back forty.

^has been watching Hooyaah through the webcam and counting all the pimples, for some profoundly nefarious purpose.

^ was spying Hooyaah through the Eye of Sauron, trying to get some of Hooyaah's OnlyFans content for free.

^ Uses his OnlyFans primarily for shitposting.

^ Only likes OnlyFans when it involves feces.

^is so addicted to OnlyFans he's spent tens of thousands on subscribing and giving money to women he hoped would become his girlfriend. Now he's so poor he can't afford even a single game during the present Gog sale.

^ He would keep living specimens of Megalania priscus as pets, were they not long extinct.

^ They actually went extinct because Hooyaah ate them all.

^ forbids Hooyaah from eating vegetables, so he had to eat reptiles.

^ Is a master of Eagle's Claw kung fu.