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^ is a contortionist and was trained by a magician who bends spoons and forks.
Post edited March 19, 2021 by le_chevalier
^ Is a reverse psychic: he straightens up spoons previously bent by another psychic.
^ Auditioned for the role of Patrick Jane in The Mentalist.
^ Auditioned for Simon Baker's role in The Guardian.

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Panaias: ^ Is a reverse psychic: he straightens up spoons previously bent by another psychic.
^ Overlooks the fact that there is no spoon.
^ The cake was never a lie, it's just that he took it before anyone else got to it.
^ is also known as Stimulus Bill. He's excited whenever he hear the word "stimulus".
^ Has something in common with Bill the galactic hero: two right hands!
^ His name is Joe King, so nobody takes him seriously.
^ His name is Blow King, so everyone mistakes him for a prostitute.
^ his real name is Johannes Jobs, or Han Jobs for friends and colleagues in the Netherlands. He's known for his exceptionally strong arms.
^ Decided to leak this information after losing to HeresMyAccount in a kickboxing match in Holland.
^ Created a law making it manditory to wear wooden shoes while kickboxing in Holland.
^ He threw his wooden shoe into the machinery causing the word sabotage to become a thing.
He shoebotages his girlfriend by swapping her left shoes with the same model one size smaller.
Wears their girlfriends shoes, even if they are of a much smaller size than they are use to...