^ He has something like that, but will never share it with HeresMyAccount.

EDIT: For Posterity

^ He apparently chose the blue pill. (Thankfully, ladies, I do not mean the one for erectile dysfunction.)

^collects other people's parking tickets and uses them to stuff the walls of his house.

^ Collects other people's houses and hopes they won't notice.

^ Hooyaah keeps repeatedly accusing me of being stupid and/or naive, despite my IQ being well within the genius range (I'm not showing off, but I have to defend myself against this constant libel), because he has no more original insults. Try telling people that I clip my toenails with my teeth. Or say something about my mother; yo mamma jokes are always fun (or am I thinking of Yo-Yo Mah jokes?).

^ He is, perhaps, a worthy Chess opponent.

^ Thinks he's clever by equating HMA's intelligence to a chess-playing computer.

^ He viewed the video of me defeating a computer at Chess.

^ Was playing on Very Easy.

^ He noticed that the match had been set to the highest level of difficultly; then he saw me win with a Queen sacrifice.

EDIT: (The game was set at 2,300 - 2,350)

He knows that she's a Killer Queen.

^ Defeated the chess computer by smashing it with a hammer.

^ defeated a stone golem by wrapping it in a gigantic size paper towel.

^ kept that roll of paper towels on his lance

^ Defeated the paper towel with a giant scissor while wearing a talking miniskirt.

^ He had way too much genuine maple waffle syrup this morning.