^ is my big fan and is hanging from the ceiling and collecting dust.

^ is a dust collector - trading bags of dust with other passionate collectors from all over the world.

^ likes dusty springfield, a dusty field during spring.

If i sent this knight on a quest, to retrieve my precious treasure from the enemies of mankind and civilization itself, he would have been fooled into becoming a turncoat and aiding them instead, believing their sweet-talked lies, elegant voices and innocent mask (good sir knights fall the hardest, for deception).

^ He has, as of yet, been unable to master the English language.

^ Runs a backyard chook raffle,once a month.

^ in conversation, he goes on quoting lines from obscure B-movies that no one ever picks up

^ He is a Formula 1 mechanic for Ferrari.

^ Left his umbrella on the train and walked home in the rain,cursing.

^ He is ignorant of the fact that I walk in the rain often and frequently for miles and that it nay bothers me.

^ He employed said tome as a roadmap for success with the ladies.

^ wears sunglasses at night

^ wears snorkel everytime he uses the bathtub.

Dates cute and elegant local ladies, who are 40 years of age but look like teens.