^ He plays a mean Foggy Mountain Breakdown on the banjo.

^ Is a very quirky fellow, interested in weird stuff like Formula 1. He also has a strange admiration for Sacred 2 and tries to get everyone to play it. In fact, he started bribing me with "unconditional" liquor years ago just to soft coerce me through guilt into trying Sacred 2. So i tried it and ... it's surprisingly good.

^ Is less open-minded towards the religion I've founded where our Bible is the Weird Al song "Word Crimes".

Founded his religion after being expelled from the church of the flying spaghetti monster

^Worships a golden tortoise.

^Should not have brought that lute-harpsichord to the donut shop.

^ He consumer three dozen donuts and a gallon of coffee while listening.

^ Bought 20 H themed games last night and enjoyed every second of it.

^ Isn't aware that Hooyaah never buys games.

^ He isn't aware that I purchased Sacred 2 Gold, and at least four other games right here at GOG.

EDIT: I also bought two from Steam.

^Mixed something in my coffee that would improve 'endurance'.

Nope, that was me.

^ He isn't aware that Hooyaah also purchased Shadow of Mordor, Dragon's Dogma, Grim Dawn and Oblivion.

^ THEY TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

^He got better .... .... .... on second thought: No, not really.

^ He always gets worse.