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^ Considers the Donkey Kong Show to be fine cinema.
Likes the Donkey Kong show for being the most accurate animal documentary not shown on National Geographic.
Post edited June 04, 2023 by neumi5694
^ When being someone else's guest, he refuses to drink the schnapps offered.
^ Tries to poison guests, but they're getting too smart.
Post edited June 04, 2023 by LegoDnD
^ Doesn't realized that the guests were being poisoned with smart juice.
^ Severely misunderstands the effects of alcohol.
^ Is lacking spirit because of his sobriety. Are you sure you don't want to try my high quality liquor? ^___^
^ Knows how I like my booze: poured directly from the bottle or can and into the sewer, no matter how high the "quality".
^stole all my coffee and traded it for booze.
^ settled with coffee beans eaten and excreted by civets, after long experiments with more than a hundred different animals.
^His coffee tastes like shit and now we know why.
^ His shit tastes like coffee, and I don't want to know why.
Knows the truth but won' admit it.
Post edited June 05, 2023 by neumi5694
^ spreads toothpaste on a toast and eats it with coffee for breakfast every morning.
^ Is laughing behind Neumi's back for misspelling "won't".