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^ Has a fetish for contortionists... and pretzels.
^ He has a penchant for fetishes and, most especially, kinky ones,
^ has an unhealthy obsession with anything "tactical": he sleeps in a "tactical bed"; brushes his teeth with a "tactical toothbrush"; joins paper sheets with a "tactical stapler"; cuts his pizza with a "tactical pizza cutter".
^ Completely lacks any tact.
Has a metronome with a bell for ringing.
^ Also rings a bell, because he's Quasimodo.
^ Never forgives a typo.
^ He hasn't bought any games this year, because he's silently protesting the reCAPTCHA becoming more and more time-consuming and difficult for members in good standing.

EDIT:
Furthermore, he is sufficiently intelligent to have rationalized that it's people who have an account and subsequently log in, who then free their bot menace to go wild that is the problem. It is not an issue of bots figuring out the "puzzle," logging in, and causing chaos afterward."
Post edited June 04, 2023 by Hooyaah
^After buying them, he always counts the toothpicks in the package to see if the number corresponds to what's written on the package.
^ Had his own Xbox game based on the Halo engine.
^ speaks Polish to his neighbors, Dutch to his relatives, German to the government, and Mandarin to his foods.
^ Speaks Polish to his sausage, Dutch to his oven, German to his beer and Mandarin to his mandolin.
^just finished stocking up his daily eight feet tall bunch of bananas and is now on his way home.
^ Is planning to ambush HMA (who is a gorilla) and steal these bananas because he's a royal crocodile.
^ As a renowned primatologist, he has been observing this interaction for its inclusion in a publication.