^ He lives on an island, but doesn't surf.

^Finds chipped off toe nails incredibly funny and starts giggling every time he shakes one out of his keyboard.

^ Finds hitting people over the head with a shovel and burying their carcass in a shallow grave in the countryside incredibly funny.

Don't you ever do that again! It took me 9 days to walk back home!

Secretly admits, that If it took less time, it would have been funny, but not as.

^ after playing Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, he wrote to Ubisoft asking if they could perhaps put him in direct contact with Mr. Clancy himself, as he wanted so much to become a member of his elite force.

^ He doesn't have such aspirations, as a native of Mexia, Texas and former U.S. Navy SEAL.

^ thinks US Navy SEALS are an elite group of Pinnipeds trained to perform dangerous missions.

^ He doesn't know that the acronym "SEAL" is derived from: SE (sea) A (Air) and L (Land).

^ As a master practitioner of pehlwani, he is utterly unimpressed with anything the SEALs have ever done.

^Admires plumbers for their sealing skills.

^ Admires humans for their ability to always just throw him away when he creeps up on them and tries to eat their brain.

^ Likes to put zombies in garbage cans as a prank.

^ Is under the impression that people type with their feet, and that plumbers can walk on the ceiling.

^ Dealing with sealing the ceiling for healing is appealing to HMA.

^ recently organized a large Rings of Power listening party on Twitter Spaces.

^ Recently twittered around at a party in a large and powerful space while listening to ringing.