^ The person above is a 2nd grader.

P.S. Folks, stop. Not everyone is a "he," thinking "all are he" is the purest insanity. Use "they" on unknowns, like a sane person does.

^ Hasn't encountered enough situations where you happen to find an online user with a female profile picture that turns out to be a guy.

^Is his own best example.
(edit: sanity is overrated)

^ He loathes "realists" from the Netherlands.

^his post was sponsored by DSCHL, Dutch Society for Causing Headaches to Linguists.

^ genuinely believes that "mail armour" is a kind of body protection worn by postmen, to defend themselves from threats such as dogs, for example.

^ always wears plate armor, so that he can eat anytime anywhere. Another advantage is that the armor can be assembled in any kitchen.

^ has always been amused, and more than a little perplexed, by the use of the codpiece in men's fashion in the 15th and 16th centuries. Putting a chunk of fish in your pants just to "impress".

^Cowrote the lyrics to the refrain of "How much is the fish"

this is his ringtone

^ this is his favourite movie scene of all time

^ Makes his own ringtone vocally, like a bird call.

^ Likes to pluralize when singularity is more appropriate.

^likes to make multiple allegations if one is more appropriate.

^ He would like to ban members in this thread; it's something which is permissible if the post also contains a baseless allegation.

^Is making me ban people and he won't like me when I'm banning.