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^ drew maps of the world's oceans and marked some places with "here be my girlfriend's house".
^ visited those locations
^ He has a woman at every port; possesses a plethora on USB drives.
^ Doesn't let his kids play Golden Axe as he considers it too violent.
^ Is a majority shareholder in Valve, Epic games and EA!
^ Is a majority shareholder in Enron.
^ He had invested all of his millions in Phar-Mor and has never recovered anything more than his sofa.
^ When he says weird puns like that, which seem to imply "far more" (but far more what, I'm not sure), he's sofa king ridiculous.
^ His mOtherland is some "Other" land.
^ Accuses people for being Sovereign Bastards.
(I do have a plethora of USB Sticks, someone went through my drawers.)
^ Pays rent for his house in the Otherworld.
^ Has been in the Other World and I taught him how to evade property taxes.
^ to him, everyday is a tax holiday.
^If he wants to know if he has any change left, he shakes his butt and listens to the sound it makes.
^ Smashed le_chevalier open and took the money.

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AS882010M0: ^ Accuses people for being Sovereign Bastards.
(I do have a plethora of USB Sticks, someone went through my drawers.)
^ Lets strangers put their hands into his pants.