^ His name is goddam the pusher.

^ Pushes on God's dam.

^ He begs the question: "Pushing on a dam? Water you even talking about?"

^ When writing San Andreas starring Dwayne Johnson, Hooyaah swore and insisted unto his dying breath that what the movie really needs to stand out from other disaster movies is divorced parents getting back together.

^ Is confusing San Andreas with The Parent Trap.

^ Wrote the Step-Dad to be a sniveling hate-able coward specifically because it was over-done.

^ Wrote Ghost Dad as a public service announcement to not leave things on stairs where people could trip and fall!

^ As an infant, he played a part in a nativity scene as the baby in the manger and it scarred him for life.

^ Has been resurrected many times, but forgets who he is each time, and must cultivate a new identity.

^ He confuses me with some time-traveling doctor; you know who I'm talking about.

^ Is obviously talking about the lead singer of The Who, who is now working for the World Health Organization as their owl-themed mascot.

^ He doesn't actually give a hoot about such things.

^ Gives Hooters gift-cards to all the underage boys and girls.

^ He often asks the Hooters waitstaff members if they would show him their boobys.

^ Would rather see tits because they're smaller and cuter.