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^ washes his balls carefully before playing miniature golf
Never washes his itchy balls, covered in slime, before playing with the golf hole of an unsuspecting gal.
Banned for making me use my mental block ability.
^ has found a way to reproduce by gemmation. Soon, the world will be taken over by a multitude of small teceems, starting from Belgium.
He is unashamed for imagining such a frightening world.
Post edited September 23, 2019 by Hooyaah
^ is one of the most well-paid shampoo product advertisement stars.
^ He is adored by women world-wide.
He is a lady's man.
Post edited September 23, 2019 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
^ Is a mad on dates and prunes.
^ He had a hangover last Sunday morning.
Post edited September 24, 2019 by Hooyaah
^ He wanted to be a Doctor.
Post edited September 24, 2019 by Tauto
^ doctored his doctoral certificate with a Sharpie.
^ calls all the doctors he doesn't know doctor who?
^ has two princes as his spokespeople.
He has two princesses waiting for him at home.