^ Just got back from an overseas holiday in a canoe.

^ He does not have to work today.

^ has Arbeit macht Frei tattooed on the inside of his left eyelid.

^ apparently believes that I delight in my current employment

Works for the system, even though he shuns those who claim that work against it and the latter, end up actually serving the system and maintaining the status quo; exactly like him!!!

^ Is a novelist,testing the waters at Gog.

^ believes he lives near the world's end.

^ Has a dog that chases it's tail all day.

^ He already built a house, planted a tree and raised a child. Now he feels kind of lost.

^ Still wears his teenage mutant ninga tee shirts, down to the local pub.

^ Mommy still kills all the pheromone exuding, sex-starved teens for him.

^ Has an overactive libido

^ will be having nightmares of my new avatar.

^ has nightmares of his own new avatar.

^ is the spitting image of his avatar