^ Flucks his mother with that mouth.

^ Is talking to himself again. I don't mind though, because he might be my favorite forum poster. Easily Top 5.

^ He's a frequent Fokker flyer for the Fokker Matriarch, mother Fokker and fearlessly flies mother Fokker's Fokker further.

^ Is a huge fan of William Faulkner, and also a bad speller.

How in the hell could you confuse Gene Simmons, a heavy metal rock legend with those others? Is it just because rthey all have the same last name? Might as well add Richard Simmons to your list, although that is a pretty drastic contrast. Richard Simmons is as far away from Gene Simmons as you can get.

^ He intended that to be the longest "baseless allegation" to have been posted in quite a while.

^ He believes that the quantity of the allegation is more important than the quality of the allegation.

^He is the creator of LLAMAGEDDON. A movie about a killer llama from outer space that crash lands on earth and begins reigning havoc on a group of college partiers. (An actual real movie btw. I didnt make it up. Its an actual movie. LIke seriously. Its on amazon prime) this guy made that!!!!

^ likes to call the names of every member of the animal kingdom to everybody.

^ Likes wars.

^ likes Mars.

^ prefers Ares.

^ He once got in trouble for getting chewing gum in a girl's hair.

^ Used that girl's hair to make his wig and beard.

^ Is two months older than Hooyaah.