^ Considers notifying a professional about HMA's schizophrenia.

^wouldn't dare because he knows what would happen. MENIACLE EVIL VILLAIN LAUGHTER AS I DISSAPEAR OFF INTO THE NIGHT!!!!

^ Every1has names has Quadrophenia.

^ Fought the japanese in world war 2 after hearing a Carson Robison song about it.

^ Visited the Blue Bayou after hearing a Roy Orbison song about it.

^ Knows jujutsu and a little bit of karate.

^ Knows Mexican judo.

^ He is the master of bitchfu. Bitching is the only thing he appears to be good for these days. Seriously, 5 ancient sages of bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And 100 years later when all the bitch stars have alligned. You were born and made all the lives around you a living hell. Because you are such a bitch.

^ He's really hard on himself.

^ He's didn't notice that he just said "hard on".

^ He's unable to have one of those himself.

^ He is in a very sadistic mood today and has verbally destroyed HMA in his last two posts.

^ He forgets that HMA dishes out just as good as he gets.

^ He forgets that to wash the dishes after I do so.

^ His favorite game is Cyberpunk 2077