^ Uses his staff to poke at enemies in order to annoy them into submission.

^ thinks NASA owns a robotic rover named Opportunist.

^ He pilots NASA's fifth Mars rover, Perseverance, remotely from an undisclosed location.

^ He pilots a tricycle.

^ uses this as his equipment of choice for gardening.

^ Has a triforce tattoo.

^ He has a Navy SEAL Team Six Eagle, Anchor, and Trident tattooed on his right bicep.

^ Leaves middle earth to visit the milfgaardian empire for vacations.

^ once got arrested tried robbing the Forbidden City, admitting to the authorities that he didn't know doing such thing was forbidden.

^ He got lost in the lost city.

Was fake-strangled by Vader too many times.

^ Was legit strangled by Princess Leia using a chain.

^ Refused to take a sip and was not granted the rank of Master by the Jedi Council.

^ Got yelled at by me when i was angry about not being granted the rank of Master. "What kind of nonsense is this, put me on the council and not make me a master? That's never been done in the history of the Jedi. It's insulting!"

^ Played Jedi Knight and tried to maximize both the good and evil choices simultaneously.