^ He junks books based on quotes of alligators.

^ allegedly enjoys junk food.

^Allegedly enjoys junk dna, and collected a bunch to make a dinosaur park.
(it didn't work....they made a dog park instead)

^ is a collector of virus DNA and RNA. He keeps his collection "alive" inside his body.

^ He imprisoned his antivirus protection in killer 'T "cells."'

^Convinced Ice T to take the role in the game sanity, and also convinced the devs to add in several holding cell levels(as he likes prison themed media)

^bathes in an insane liquid in the hope of finally playing a game that suits him

^ Bathes in a liquid mostly comprised of his own waste.

^ Doesn't realize that I haven't read that, and I have Naked Lunch but I haven't gotten around to reading it, though I've seen the movie, which is great, much like a lof of Cronenberg's movies.

^ Hoards books and never reads them.

^ is a literal bookworm, who eats books, not read them.

^ He can read an entire book without digesting any part of it.

^ Reader's Digest gives him indigestion.

Digests readers indigestion gives him... O.o

^ He seems a trifle confuzzled.

Went super sayian from a paper cut they got when shredding junk mail.