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^ made an amateur Smurfs movie using plasticine and stop-motion, doing all sounds and voices himself
^ Tears the copyright page out of books at the library.
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Hooyaah: I believe that's called "streaking."
I've done that once.

It was during a PE lesson at a public indoor swimming pool. Most of my classmates as well as our teacher had already gone in the pool. I, slow as usual, was possibly the last one to come out of the shower room and enter the pool area. Indoor pools being noisy and reverberant as they are, I didn't really notice anything out of ordinary and walked calmly towards everyone. Completely oblivious. At some point the noise started to sound a bit unusual and I realized someone is actually shouting.. a few more moments later I realized it's my teacher shouting, and they were shouting at me. My name, yes I heard her shouting my name and I could tell she was looking my way and waving at me. I was dumbfounded. I figured it's got to be because I'm late, though that was weird because I didn't think I was *that* late. I still had no idea what she was trying to say and even if she said it, I couldn't hear it well so I picked up pace and hurried towards that one pool where she was together with all my classmates.

Well, eventually I got close enough to hear what she had to say. I was naked, coz I forgot my fucking trunks. And pretty much everyone in the building saw, heard, and knew. Pointless as though it was, I ran back even though you're not supposed to run at the pool... *Sigh*
^Is actually a dog in disguise

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Hooyaah: ^ Is a believer in the paranormal

I believe that's called "streaking."
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DetouR6734: Indeed, i just couldn't think of the word at the time, besides your beard hides the slong.
It's spelled schlong. ;)
^Some people collect stamps, he has a folder on his computer named "schlongs" with rigid categorization
Post edited August 06, 2019 by DadJoke007
^ He never tells dad jokes in the fora here.

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Hooyaah: I believe that's called "streaking."
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clarry: I've done that once.

It was during a PE lesson at a public indoor swimming pool. Most of my classmates as well as our teacher had already gone in the pool. I, slow as usual, was possibly the last one to come out of the shower room and enter the pool area. Indoor pools being noisy and reverberant as they are, I didn't really notice anything out of ordinary and walked calmly towards everyone. Completely oblivious. At some point the noise started to sound a bit unusual and I realized someone is actually shouting.. a few more moments later I realized it's my teacher shouting, and they were shouting at me. My name, yes I heard her shouting my name and I could tell she was looking my way and waving at me. I was dumbfounded. I figured it's got to be because I'm late, though that was weird because I didn't think I was *that* late. I still had no idea what she was trying to say and even if she said it, I couldn't hear it well so I picked up pace and hurried towards that one pool where she was together with all my classmates.

Well, eventually I got close enough to hear what she had to say. I was naked, coz I forgot my fucking trunks. And pretty much everyone in the building saw, heard, and knew. Pointless as though it was, I ran back even though you're not supposed to run at the pool... *Sigh*
Wow, how embarrasing. I have had similar dreams... not reality fortunately. Still that would have been some spectacle to witness. At my University some dude wearing nothing but a beard streaked around the football field at halftime. The University Police finally caught him but all the fans were rooting for him and booed the cops as they he was dragged off the field.
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GameRager: ^Is actually a dog in disguise

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DetouR6734: Indeed, i just couldn't think of the word at the time, besides your beard hides the slong.
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GameRager: It's spelled schlong. ;)
BANNED. How dare you mention such things here. Perv.
Post edited August 06, 2019 by DetouR6734
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GameRager: ^Is actually a dog in disguise

It's spelled schlong. ;)
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DetouR6734: BANNED. How dare you mention such things here. Perv.
^ Knows exactly how this game works(The ban game is the other way;))


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DadJoke007: ^Some people collect stamps, he has a folder on his computer named "schlongs" with rigid categorization
Not that but I do categorize everything else I have folders for.....I am "autistic" like that sometimes.
^ He would likely be a Texas Ranger were he here.
^Often forgets that chuck norris's fist is hiding in his beard when he meets and greets new people

(Also congrats for starting such a popular and awesome game)
Post edited August 06, 2019 by GameRager
^Annoyingly hums show tunes whilst on line at the super market
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paladin181: ^Annoyingly hums show tunes whilst on line at the super market
^Doesn't know what's a paladin is

(Oddly enough this is partially true...albeit it's usually hit songs from yesteryear and modern day, and tv show theme songs)
^ is a much requested Elvis impersonator
^ He has never gambled in Las Vegas!

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GameRager: ^Often forgets that chuck norris's fist is hiding in his beard when he meets and greets new people

(Also congrats for starting such a popular and awesome game)
Thank you most kindly, sir.
^ has never won any cent at any casinos, so he turned to practicing magic. That didn't make him made a fortune but that got him his hair and beard that long.