^ He says "CASHEW!" when he sneezes.

^ Produces cash when he sneezes

^Never made a peep when the boogeyman came.

^ He used to think that the day would never come that his life would depend on the morning sun.

^ is fluent in snacklish

^ Revealed the technical specifications of a joystick to aliens, and now the aliens are playing Earth Invaders.

^ Revealed the technical specifications of his underwear to those same aliens, and they stole them from him, right off of his body!

^ He yearns for a new order.

Hides a box of chocolates under the bed.

Hides something that looks like chocolate... but isn't, in the bed!

Ate the something that wasn't chocolate.

Prefers pixelated shields rather than non-pixelated shields.

^ uses a wind turbine to power and as a cooling mechanism for his gaming PC.

uses a PC as a cooling mechanism for his iPad...

^ thinks that Hammurabi was the first person recorded in history who have learned how to code.

^ He's one heck of a dancer and may be found nightly at the local club, as assorted lovely ladies await their turn to dance with him.

^ Oh, Henry, how's Twix? I heard that you chewed Charleston and danced with Baby Ruth (who tossed you "Kisses" and called you "Sugar Daddy" under the Milky Way as your Snickers could be heard by the Goobers in the crowd. Tootsies came all the way from Mars for the event on 5th Avenue.