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^Did not have sexual relations with that woman.
^ chose Virgin Islands as his breeding grounds.
^ Chose the Isle of Lesbos as his breeding grounds, but couldn't find any women who would put out.
^ He asked a woman for assistance at a store and she said, "I'd gladly help you out. Which way did you come in?"
^ He told that same woman which way he wanted to "come in" and she slapped him.
^ Got tongue stuck to frozen lamp-post.
^ Wanted to know if he was a lobster, slowly heated the water in his bathtub, but got out before it got too hot.
^ Took LSD and it caused him to think that he actually is a lobster.
^ He ingested Lysergic acid diethylamide, saw Timothy Leary and had a conversation with God on the phone at Andy Warhol's home.
^ Is like Timothy Leary on LSD, when he's not on LSD.
The avatar is a selfie.
Multiplayer board game rage-quitting.
^ He is a skilled Chess player.
^ He is a skilled Connect Four player.
^ Doesn't like my hamster.