^ Uses Netflix to watch instructional videos about how to perform magic tricks.

When he's in an uncomfortable situation in an elevator with a stranger he starts spouting prime numbers randomly.

Keeps the souls of dead penguins in his beard.

^ his first words when he learned to speak were "Very interesting...."

^ People generally find his insights to be "very interesting."

It was Hooyaah's idea that Z-Dragon make my keyboard slippery.

^ He was unaware that she had made it sticky and now getting things done is quite a bit tricky.

Hooyaah doesn't understand biology, I'm the one who makes it sticky!

^ He is unaware that superglue is much more cohesive than the (implied) bodily fluid you are doubtlessly referring to.

^ watches too much of movies featuring tentacle entanglements and insertions.

^ His famous James Bond film is Octopussy.

^ Is GOGs communities resident octodad

^ was one of 300 Spartans, who fought at Thermopylae. He was thought to be killed in battle, when in reality he was just sleeping and spilled some tomato sauce on his battle-gear earlier during breakfast. He was too tired fighting.

Metaphorically speaking, he has defeated a number of windmills recently.

^ He defeated a number of grain silos recently.