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^ He'd have been much more accurate if he'd have posted acres instead of backyards and horse instead of fence post.
^ Considers Mr. Ed the height of horse stories, even though he's watched Dreamworks' old Spirit movie.
^ Has a wild heart, which can't be broken.
^ is Heartless
^ Is fartless, because he took Beano.
^ Is both Heartless and a Nobody; which if I understand Kingdom Hearts lore, means HMA is a complete person.
^ His sandwiches always come out great. His use of condiments and fresh veggies are frankly sublime.
^ He prefers only the freshest of buns.
^ He's always looking for buns, for his hot dog.
^ Was payed to throw hotdogs at Nostalgia Chick's face.
Depleted of mustard, of that he was flustered.
^ Full of relish, he started speaking Elvish.

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LegoDnD: ^ Was payed to throw hotdogs at Nostalgia Chick's face.
Who the balls is Nostalgia Chick?
^ He thinks that she has a pair.
^ Claimed to be Lindsey Ellis' (aka Nostalgia Chick) friend until she practically begged him to stop saying as much.
^ Claimed to be Bret Easton Ellis' boyfriend until he practically pegged ... wait .... what?