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^ He's Almond Joy when I say, "Squeezit."
^ is a Mounds bar fan.
^ He knows that Mounds is female because, "Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds Don't."
^ He collects mounds of Almond Joys.

EDIT: And actually, they lie, because Mounds DO have nuts: coconuts!
Post edited September 15, 2024 by HeresMyAccount
Realizes full well that both candy bars are shit, and that heath bars and 100 grand are where it's at.
^ Has to drink through a straw, because his teeth have been stuck together since he ate a Heath bar in 1978.
^ Once tried to save a man whose skin was growing over all orifices by poking a hole in the neck, but the skin just grew over the straw in his neck too!
^ Has no skin, Is made entirely of straws, and is a straw man!
^ This week after work, he is once again going to enjoy the classic Saints Row IV experience he knows and loves.
^ Went to church just to see a row of saints.
^ Faintly paints the quaint saint's taint with dainty paint.
^ Is feeling a burning sensation ever since he had whoresradish for the first time.
^ He was at a buffet and mistook the wasabi for guacamole. He loaded his tortilla chip, took a bite and @#%*?!.
^ Said something that I've heard about six times already, so it's either a cliche or a conspiracy... but which one?
^ Is conspiring to make everything cliche.