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^ Loses his wit against punny jokesters.
^ Wonders where all the funny people have gone, and where are all the jokesters.
^ He started a joke which started the whole world crying, but he didn't see that the joke was on him, oh no.
^ he's one of the judges in the synchronized swimming competition at the Paris olympic games.
^ He screwed up the website so that it wouldn't highlight this topic so that I'd know that he'd posted, so that I wouldn't find it for about a week.
^ He doesn't like to double-post, even after five days have passed.
^ He likes to randomly disappear for weeks and go on secret undercover missions for the special forces.
^ He is aware that I can neither confirm nor deny the veracity of his above statement.
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Hooyaah: ^ He is aware that I can neither confirm nor deny the veracity of his above statement.
^ is a member of the Secret Mages Guide
^ He knows that his previous statement is false, yet he is correct that my nicknames are, "Hooyaah" and "Wizard."
^ Has performed as Gandalf in a LotR school play with kindergarteners as hobbits and a 5th Grade boy and girl as Aragorn and Legolas respectively.
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Hooyaah: ^ He knows that his previous statement is false, yet he is correct that my nicknames are, "Hooyaah" and "Wizard."
^ is just trying to cover up the truth: he is a member of a Secret Mages Guild
^ Either he actually thinks that, or he knows better than to blow my cover by exposing the truth in a public forum.
^ Then when his big moment was at hand, Hooyaah stood against the giant Balrog puppet that hangs over the audience, shouted "YOU SHALL NOT, PASS!", and farted.
^ Shouted "I SHALL NOT PISS!" (without the comma) and then wet himself anyway.