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I hope when I'm 83, I get flying bear claws.
"Tetris is an RPG" - @EoN_Tweets

Damn forum is eating my psots!
- tfishell

I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
Post edited January 31, 2018 by T.Hodd

I've ruined lives before and have no idea how it got into my bookmarks
(This quote is actually from a twitter bot:
https://twitter.com/TotallyNotPidge/status/958565936029716485
Arguably, this means there's no context in the first place.)
EDIT: Actually, never mind. This might have crossed the line.
Post edited February 01, 2018 by ZFR
Post edited February 18, 2018 by real.geizterfahr
Post edited March 03, 2018 by HunchBluntley
I have for everyone today... an image! (source)
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"Yes, but that was before I knew you cared."

GTA 4
Again, people: candidates for this thread should look weird, alarming or funny out of context, but make (more) sense when seen in context (which is why it's a good idea to post a link to the original source). This is not a thread for non sequiturs or one-liners...nor for random sentences that one thought were funny in context, but which become mundane and meaningless when posted here (literally the opposite of this thread's purpose!). :)
Not a complete sentence, but how about the phrase "they is"?

(Context: I won't link it because I got downrepped for posting the link in a different topic (and I don't remember the link anyway), but it was a discussion about grammar.)
But I wanna go to hell and you are not letting me!

Me complaining to my cousin on how he would refuse to let me continue play Diablo 1 on his pc while he was playing when I just got to the 3rd map. Didn't know he was dissing me when I was a kid.
"I still am debating to burning all of them"

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/enough_is_enough_gogcom/post29

(Note that that's not the full sentence; taking only part of it is intentional.)