I wish for an asian wife not being greeedy with money.
Granted, you will forever be single and absolutely lonely until your death. No woman, let alone an Asian woman, will ever again give you the time of day.
As an Asian, I wish people wouldn't be racist with their stereotypes, even if the stereotypes have zero validity.
Edit: Guess I missed my window to post my "corrupt a wish" as 2 other posts snuck in there in the meantime...nonetheless, keeping this in there. Feel free to corrupt my wish or the one above me to keep the thread moving.