Granted, but you haven't money for the huge electric bills that your dream PC requires.

I wish to see Earth from the space.

Granted, but then you're considered as a threat to Earth dwellers. They threaten to throw broken satellites at your spaceship if you don't go away.

I wish we all could meet some Vulcans if they do exist.

Granted. Unfortunately, they still have not reached the ultimate logic and inner peace of centuries later and massacred every human on the planet.

I wish us to discover intelligent life (friendly toward us) in another solar system close to ours.

Getting rather specific with your wishes, aren't you? Well alright, granted. But they turn out to be very, very annoying.

I wish I had the power to persuade anyone to anything.

Granted, but maybe have been predicted already, some of us will show them our greediness and unfriendly behaviors (like we did to our own kind). Then they cannot trust us all anymore.

I saw a ninja...

Granted, but you become insane finding out that you can't persuade yourself to do anything you want while you can to others.

I wish for our planet to stay "healthy and inhabitable" until...forever?

Granted, but in order to achieve that humanity has to go.

I wish I could think up another wish right now.

Granted, you remember a long desired wish, but have to give it to another person.

I wish to find the lost continent of Atlantis.

Granted, but is under water and your oxygen just exhausted. And you can't hold your breath to rise to the surface...

I wish to find the long lost civilization of Lemuria.

Granted, in doing so, you've lost in time and space. You can't go back to where and the time you come from.

I wish I could find the Seven Cities of Gold if they indeed exist.

Granted, but gold was stolen long ago, leaving only vegetation and several hundred different species of poisonous snakes and insects.

I wish to find the fabled Thule civilization.

Granted, but you can't be sure of it. You can't get there or getting any piece of evidence. It's guarded and hidden by a group named Thule Society.

I wish we could find the mystery behind the pyramids. Aliens helped them? Vulcans?

Granted, but before this knowledge can be used to finally discover the secrets hidden by these builders, they remove all pyramids and leave Earth with them.

I wish to know if all ancient gods were aliens.

Granted, you found the boring truth behind the pyramids and you lose all interest in archeology.
Granted, but your discovery drives you crazy.

I wish Earthlings no longer see Vulcan conspiracies everywhere. ;)

Granted. The on-the-clouds palace which Zeus resides is actually a spaceship. Now you've uncovered important piece their secret, Apollo has brainwashed you to think it's not.

Well this was too late.

Granted, but at some point, the Vulcans themselves wanted the Earthlings to see them. They revealed all of them to Earthlings and they're buying them.

I wish The Trojans who were actually winning the war, kicking Achaeans' a$$es back.

Granted, but Zeus was angered by the outcome of the war and he levelled their city to ashes.

I wish to have Zeus' powers. ;)