Because we can.

Important issues to discuss:

Who wins?
What is their political agenda?
Can Necromancers clone undead unicorns?
How much would a lightsabre cost in a truly free market economy?

Necromancers have lost FOR THE TIME BEING.

But we'll be back. In ten years we'll be back. And then you will ALL WEEP.

Lightsabers cost around $1000 and Necromancers always win because of undead laser unicorns.

I can answer the lightsabre question...nothing...as long as you kill the shopkeeper for your moneyback like Fallout or Spelunky.

I thikn you can only do that if you buy a red one...

Thanks, knew there were other games that allowed that. I know some RPGs you can kill the shopkeepers, but you don't get your moneyback, just the satisfaction of killing the merchandising ripoff artist.

When you pick up an item in a shop (or at a kissing booth) the shop keeper in spelunky walks next to you with his shotgun to see if you pay for the item or steal it and kill the shop keeper. It's actually kinda fun, and once you learn how to effectivly deal with them effectivly (they have 10 HP and are immune to the base weapon) a great way to assault the cavern.

The videogame from the Last Starfighter is the correct answer.

I wonder if a unicorn could be a necromancer. A lich-unicorn maybe. A unilich. A lichcorn.

unilich is perfect.

"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR DEMON-GOD, PUFFLETON THE UNILICH!"

I think that Uni-Baby has revived a few Axe Cop friends, if that counts for anything.

Not unless they came back as undead. I mean no one considers Jesus a necromancer, do they? You have to make skeletons and zombies for that.

If Michael Jackson busted a move on the necromancer unicorn with thriller it might take it out.

Well... one would argue that he produced quite a few of both, but...