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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
Someone managed to get a ASCII visual with the text mode?
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Robert_V_Frazier: If you run the Retromator 4000 on Zork I, do you get a blank screen?
Nope, you get a book. =p
I'm disappointed I wanted the Super Retrendo and Super Mario Galaxy SNES edition.
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tikeno: The contest is far too easy.
LMAO

Ok you got me good there.
Wish this was real. That retro UI would be a major improvement over the one included with Witcher 2 for PC.
How many bits are supported? Can I play 8 RetroMatored games simultaneously on my 64-bit Windows 8 gaming rig?

Also, does it support PC Speaker downgrades? I never did like SB-16, there were too many tones.
I used it on World of Warcraft and I got Progress Quest :P
"The RetroMator 4000 is sure to show you how to play games like it's 1989!"

Lol, no way EGA/CGA graphics looked like that in 89, but on Amiga they looked even better :)
Well, I was a bit skeptical at first. But, what the heck, I downloaded it (at work) and gave it a try.
Amazing! It works!
I am attaching two images as proof: Before and After.
P.S. Note how in the enhanced version (After.jpg) you can see a lot more of the corridor. They knew how to draw corridors back in the day....
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you guys this is APRIL FOOLS!!!!

lol
Maybe today's date affects the development of this fabulous product, excellent April fools!
I have a black belt in both the XMS and EMS principles, a certified Memory Management Cyber Ninja™, I would be pleased to fully test your memory management minigame and contribute a high water mark for your scoring system.

As credentials, I have achieved a level of 625K using only pure Dos managers with custom CDROM and Mouse software, a mere 15K from total enlightenment.
I decided to throw my hat into the ring with my rendition of Baldur's Gate as a dungeon crawler.
Sticking with the retro theme (and because I know nothing else), this was made solely in Paint.
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Post edited April 01, 2013 by threeandhalfstar
LOL this thing is totally awesome! Want!
(looks at calendar)
*quietly weeps*
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Mobeeuz: I have a black belt in both the XMS and EMS principles, a certified Memory Management Cyber Ninja™, I would be pleased to fully test your memory management minigame and contribute a high water mark for your scoring system.

As credentials, I have achieved a level of 625K using only pure Dos managers with custom CDROM and Mouse software, a mere 15K from total enlightenment.
I got to 632K with QEMM386.
I miss my DESQview...