Posted March 26, 2015
Maxvorstadt: Nice video. They forgot "Denglish", a kind of words used in Germany which are believed to be english but in fact are not. For example the word "Handy" which means cellphone/mobile phone. Many germans believe that handy is the original american word for cell phone, so don`t wonder if some german asks you what handy do you have!
Klumpen0815: I can imagine how this term came to be: "Hey, what is this?"
> It's handy! <
Exec 1: "Hey, we got this spiffy new mobile phone and you can actually use it with just one hand, unlike those old mobile phones which required an entire suitcase and the upper body strength of a gorilla. What should we call it?"
Exec 2: "Handtelephon"
Exec 1: "Seriously? Could you be more uncool?"
Exec 2: "Okay, let's call it Handy. It's like Hand but english and stylish and contemporary! And also cutesy and tiny. Like the phone."
Exec 1: "I like it! I like it a lot!
Exec 3: "Ahem... excuse me gentlemen. I just so happen to have a somewhat firm grasp of the English language and I would like to point out that the word 'handy' doesn't actually mea–"
Exec 1: "WTF? Shut up, noob!"
Exec 2: "Yeah, shut up, noob! LOL!"
Exec 1: "Can you believe this nerd?"
Exec 2: "OMG, he's like soooo not hip with the rad lingo, yo!"
Exec 1: "Yeah, FU noob!"
Exec 2: "ROFL! Pwned!"