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https://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/i_am_jesus_christ <--please vote

I want to play the game about the life of the best of Jews! ^

A game is in development in Warsaw by SimulaM https://simulam.com/ release in 2022.
The game is inspiring for me, I`ve played a lot of games.
Post edited June 05, 2021 by Seb3.7
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Nice, can buy in confidence knowing I can 100% this game on day one. Official walkthrough's been out for over 2000 years.
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There's a joke to be made here about resurrecting a thread about Jesus, but I'm too lazy.
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Looks like it's inspired by that movie about a guy called Brian.
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BlueMooner: Gog shouldn't have a game about pedos.
Jesus was a pedo? What's that based on exactly?
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BlueMooner: Gog shouldn't have a game about pedos.
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morolf: Jesus was a pedo? What's that based on exactly?
Mary Magdalene denies ;D I hope she is in the game. ✌ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene
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morolf: Jesus was a pedo? What's that based on exactly?
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Seb3.7: Mary Magdalene denies ;D I hope she is in the game. ✌ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene
She wears a shirt in the game that reads "Jesus is in me... every night."
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Seb3.7: I want to play the game about the life of the best of Jews!
You'll have to wait... There's no game yet about the life of Albert Einstein ;)
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Please remain respectful, I see the thread is going off topic. I understand that religion is closely tied to the game in question, but please keep in mind to discuss the game in an appropriate manner.
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watvin: I understand that religion is closely tied to the game in question, but please keep in mind to discuss the game in an appropriate manner.
Does the Emperor deem this heretical? :P Let us purge this thread!
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As far as the trailer shows, they basically made JC into an FRP mage with mana reserves and whatnot. Heal wounds and conjure foor, walk on water, it's all been done. No innovation at all.

Can... can you cast raise dead on yourself? OK, that's a new one. Unless it's divine intervention, but I'm pretty sure the holy trinity means cast on self.
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watvin: I understand that religion is closely tied to the game in question, but please keep in mind to discuss the game in an appropriate manner.
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WinterSnowfall: Does the Emperor deem this heretical? :P Let us purge this thread!
to not make it offtopic, I will just continue the curse of bad jokes and say... the game looks miraculous
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I wonder if there will be multiplayer.
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Titanium: I wonder if there will be multiplayer.
You mean as multiple jesuses(jesii?)? Or father/son/holy ghost?
It looked kinda boring tbh.

Though... with such magic hands, I wonder what happens if he fondles himself. Will it become a fish? Bottle of wine?