Posted October 17, 2016
This pleases me.
OneFiercePuppy: I was going to have a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. I used to have a problem where I was very afraid during the winter holidays, but nobody could tell me why. Then I found out I'm Claustrophobic. OK, that wasn't very good; hang on, let me think of a good pun about construction. Hang on, I'm still working on it. I suppose I could stop now. On the other hand, I have different fingers. At a chemistry conference in London, the Queen didn't realize she was making noise from her indigestion. Why didn't anyone say anything? Because nothing reacts to noble gases. I have some insect puns too, if they won't bug you too much.