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General discussionGogmix: Games that makes you feel like an Alpha Male(52 posts)(52 posts)
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Posted June 11, 2017
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morolf: And in "Carmaggedon" you're playing a psycho who gets turned on by running over pedestrians.
OBJECTION!

My mother drives like that and she isn't a psycho.
Posted June 11, 2017
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"Geralt is the perfect example of a total Alpha chad he gets all the hot chicks(if you make the right choices) and beats up all the bad guys and some beta guys too(If you want)"

...Are you 12?
Posted June 11, 2017
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Klumpen0815: I can't even begin to fathom how music of all things could be sorted into "masculine" and "feminine".
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Posted June 11, 2017
A real badass in a red shirt:
"Precautions -- Like not blowing up a nuclear weapon while I'm standing right next to it?"

I am talking about Jack Carver in Far Cry.
Posted June 11, 2017
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morolf: And in "Carmaggedon" you're playing a psycho who gets turned on by running over pedestrians.
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tinyE: OBJECTION!

My mother drives like that and she isn't a psycho.
Eh...how many pedestrians has she run over so far? Don't you get your driving licence revoked after the first dozen or so?
Posted June 11, 2017
ToasterBox says: Play in the skin of Caleb a former member of a Devil´s Cult. After he and his GF are betrayed by Satan. Caleb is misteriously ressurected and goes in a quest for vengeance against The devil and his army!

Um. WHAT?! Pretty sure Satan wasn't in Blood buddy.
Posted June 11, 2017
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tinyE: Half of those games I play as a female.
You know, there's lots of free stuff you can find on the internet. You don't need to play games for that. =P
Posted June 11, 2017
You missed the most alpha male game in existence, which GOG fortunately sells.

It's called The Last Express. It has everything an alpha needs: fast-moving vehicles, lesbians, heads flying left and right. You even fight someone with a sword using your bare hands! And you want to talk realistic graphics? Bro, it has the most realistic graphics ever because they were rotoscoped from videos of real people. That's as real as real gets, dude.

Seriously, broseph. The Last Friggin' Express.
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Posted June 11, 2017
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227: You missed the most alpha male game in existence, which GOG fortunately sells.

It's called The Last Express. It has everything an alpha needs: fast-moving vehicles, lesbians, heads flying left and right. You even fight someone with a sword using your bare hands! And you want to talk realistic graphics? Bro, it has the most realistic graphics ever because they were rotoscoped from videos of real people. That's as real as real gets, dude.

Seriously, broseph. The Last Friggin' Express.
Isn't that a game about the prelude to WW1?
I guess a lot of alpha males died in the trenches.
Posted June 11, 2017
I'm surprised no one mentioned Darsiders yet. I have not played the game myself (yet, it's one of those perpetually "I'll get it next time" games of mine) but just looking at it I think I've got a pretty good idea what it's like. I mean, the protagonist is literally one of the horsemen of apocalypse.
Posted June 11, 2017
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Breja: I'm surprised no one mentioned Darsiders yet. I have not played the game myself (yet, it's one of those perpetually "I'll get it next time" games of mine) but just looking at it I think I've got a pretty good idea what it's like. I mean, the protagonist is literally one of the horsemen of apocalypse.
WTF is Darsiders? :P
Posted June 11, 2017
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Breja: I'm surprised no one mentioned Darsiders yet. I have not played the game myself (yet, it's one of those perpetually "I'll get it next time" games of mine) but just looking at it I think I've got a pretty good idea what it's like. I mean, the protagonist is literally one of the horsemen of apocalypse.
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tinyE: WTF is Darsiders? :P
tiny sarcasm is the path to the darside. :P
Posted June 11, 2017
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tinyE: WTF is Darsiders? :P
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pimpmonkey2382.313: tiny sarcasm is the path to the darside. :P
I wouldn't have made a snark reply like that to anyone but you, Breja, and zeo.
Posted June 11, 2017
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Breja: I'm surprised no one mentioned Darsiders yet. I have not played the game myself (yet, it's one of those perpetually "I'll get it next time" games of mine) but just looking at it I think I've got a pretty good idea what it's like. I mean, the protagonist is literally one of the horsemen of apocalypse.
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tinyE: WTF is Darsiders? :P
Oh, come on, you could have used this opportunity for something better than just "WTF". Like "I'm gonna name my dyslectic heavy metal band Darsiders" or "Darsiders? Is that some kinky german porn?"
Posted June 11, 2017
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Klumpen0815: I prefer music made on real instruments and it doesn't matter which kind, so gimme woodwinds while swinging my sword, certainly better than an electric guitar in this particular context.
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZ1qezHNT0

(Video is a concert band playing some music from Morrowind; it says "orchestra", but it's "just" winds, brass, and percussion.)
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