Posted July 10, 2020
yogsloth (4) - Microfish, JoeSapphire, dedoporno, FlockeSchnee
Microfish (1) - yogsloth
Not voted: Lifthrasil, JoeSapphire, dedoporno, Vitek, trentonlf, FlockeSchnee, yogsloth
Not voting: Vitek, trentonlf, FlockeSchnee, Lifthrasil
yogsloth is closest to lynch at L-1.
Eight players. It takes five to lynch.
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All the guards in the room looked at Achmed sternly. Or rather, with some sort of killing intent. Achmed, bewildered and drunk with potions, let out a weak "what? Mind your own business!"
"We should put him in jail, your Highness!" Mohamed Salem said while facing the Queen. "He's an alchemist more than a guard! He knows how to poison a person!"
The Queen smiled. She really wanted to ditch this guard. Her thought of tossing him out of the room excited her. She couldn't even care less where he went, as long as he wasn't part of the guard. But she waited for the votes...
Abd-allah followed up. "I agree. What is his use anyway? He's a freaking apothecary!"
Faraam and Sagi held Achmed by the arms. "Wha'tha hell's up with all a' yous!?" He retorted, as if becoming a different person once learning of his fate. "I only sell mewares! Delicious drink'ds that cure an'heal! And ye tossin' me for a couple o'rats!? I live for tha' Queen, she helped so many times with her price raisin' and all that stuff, like hell I'd want 'er head!"
"Even if he was on our side, your Highness, he would sell his potions to the rebels." Sagi spoke, with Faraam nodding longwise.
"Well." The Queen spoke softly, with everyone shutting their mouths in turn. "The guards have spoken." She stood, before pointing with her hand at Achmed. "You're fired."
"Wha!? No way!"
"Be happy I didn't put you in jail. If you know what's good for you, you'd take your sorry asshole out of this room and never show your fucking face again! Aybak!"
The head of guards held Achmed out of the room, with the help of the two who held him. Despite his loud mouth, he was pretty frail and easy to move around. He eventually gave up after a couple of hallways separated him from Queen Hoda. But just before leaving, he had to...well, take off his guard uniform. And be screened for anything odd before leaving the Castle, never to step foot in it again.
It turned out, he had hundreds of potions. But not a single wild rose. It wasn't even part of any of his concoctions to begin with! Oh, and did you know his potions were mostly just sweet stuff thrown together? Not even medicine!
yogsloth, A.K.A. Achmed ibn Hamam, has been fired! He was Town Regular.
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It is now Intrigue Phase 3 (Night 3). Please stop posting. The phase will end at approximately 9:45PM London Time (UTC+1), Sunday, July 12th. (Countdown)
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Post edited July 10, 2020 by Pookina