Im sorry to break the bad news but we are here for you.
LOL thank you for the awesomely perfect answers! Each one was better than the last ;)
I don't know. Most likely in high school.
My two older kids are married so I'm kinda done with parenting. I see her in passing to and from the kitchen and such. And I notice the steady emptying of my wallet so I know she's still alive.
I don't know which one of you is more hilariously cruel, but I'm set for my laugh quota until the afternoon.
So, where we at?