If someday there's a zombie apocalypse (or something like that) i'm not letting you in on my bunker.
That's okay. Over here in the "metal" bunker, we'll have lots of big, burly dudes with heavy weaponry and extensive zombie-related experience. You can shelter all the skinny kids trying to get high sucking on baby pacifiers. :)
My indie rock bunker just has some dudes in beards and black-rimmed glasses drinking 16 oz. Lone Stars and discussing the Thriller video. :(
Our weapons of choice are irony and a scathing sarcasm...