Sorry :)

I'm in sophomore, so I was wondering.

Well... that escalated quickly.

AND OMG Yoglsoth is accepting friend requests now! Something's putrid in Denmark...

This was my theory, but yogsloth said I "don't know shit". So... I have no dang clue...

End of Day 1 vote count:

9 CSPVG (Cristigale, McHack, Yogsloth, Dedoporno, Krypsyn, AgentCarr16, Lifthrasil, HypersomniacLive, HijacK)
3 Yogsloth (Flubbucket, BlueMooner, CSPVG)
1 HijacK (Adaliabooks)
1 Adaliabooks (JMich)

With 16 players alive it takes 9 votes to kick someone off the island and 8 votes to "no-lynch".
CSPVG is leaving.....

Not voting: Sage103082 and Trentonlf

All players made an appearance today! Grats!

Bagatha Chrustie with the end of day report...
What a turn of events, all of a sudden the house all jumps on the CSPVG vote...
Completely out of nowhere...
Well, CSPVG, your time in the house is over...
Pay up your ante...
CSPVG with a solemn face...
Ok, here it is...
But I really was poor and needed the money.
I'm just an unlucky street thief, no harm to anyone...
[Now follows a highlight reel of the day}
[Showing CSPVG accusing Yogsloth of being a Jester]
[House members scolding CSPVG for not doing his share of the chores]
[Then the tearful goodbye]
[And a graphic appearing to show CSPVG's head being cut off by a guillotine]

Sixteen Little Indians making a scene
CSPVG got his head cut off and then there were fifteen.

Well, I guess you all want to know what CSPVG was?
[Bagatha Chrustie has papers in her hand]
Let's see, as a youth went to juvenile detention for stealing his parents car.
Eighteen went to jail for stealing a purse...
Oh look here's a stolen wallet...

Looks like he is just an average Thief...

(to be continued}

[As Bagatha says this, you see her whispering]
You say what, Where is another Rage?
There is another Rage? Huh?
Oh! There is another page...
As she flips to the next page...
Oh Dear!
14 more stolen purses and wallets...
Oh and an armed robbery...
Assault with a deadly weapon...
[And the list goes on]
Oh, there is another page!
Suspected bank robbery
[More listings]
Seems the criminal justice system has sure declined in the past few decades.
I guess maybe "8 Minute Rehabilitation" may not work as well as advertised!

Well folks, it appears I was wrong.
There was a criminal in our midst!

He was...
CSPVG – Mouser (Scum Pickpocket)

This is a first for Murder They Wrote.
We've had many criminals in the past,
But never had one voted out of the house first day before!

It is now night! Quit posting in this thread. If you have a "special thread", you may begin posting now!
Please PM your night actions if you are using them or not.
Deadline for night actions is Wednesday night midnight Sept 16/17 (UTC Thurs September 17 at 4 am)

PM's being sent out shortly...

As you all start rising for the morning, many of you going for the coffee and donuts provided by the catering service.
You look around and accounting for all the other contestants, you find all is in order.
All 14 of you, counting yourself are present and accounted for...
You all meander around a little bit longer until someone mutters to themselves...
Wait, aren't there supposed to be 15 of us left?
At which point there are many more whispers.
It seems everyone has their fingers out counting with a few shouts of "Don't move! Or I'll lose count"
As a collective whole you all suddenly realize that one of you are indeed missing.

"Don't worry folks, this is a case for Bagatha Chrustie!"
Let's go see what just happened to AgentCarr 16!

(to be continued)

Bagatha Chrustie investigating the scene of what might be a crime...
Too bad its probably just someone over-sleeping...
Here's AgentCarr16's room now...
(knock...knock)
[no answer]
(knock...knock)
[no answer]
Ok, let's open the door...
Hmm...something smells like coconuts...
Oh look, what a mess, someone dumped a bunch of coconut cream pies on that bed over there...
[As Bagatha approaches]
Oh dear...there is a body under those coconut cream pies and its not breathing...
Oh my oh my, what the devil has happened here?
Well, it looks as though we have lost another contestant...
[As Bagatha Chrustie goes through AgentCarr16's things...]
Here's his $10,000 entry fee...
[As Bagatha Chrustie seems to be listening through her earpiece..]
Poor AgentCarr16, did not make it out of the house...
This former doctor named Gregory has not found his payday

Fifteen Little Indians eating coconut creme
Agentcarr16 tried to eat too much and now there are fourteen.

Agentcarr16 – Gregory (Town Traumatized Doctor)

It is now Day 2.
Deadline is in 6 days on Tuesday night Sept 22nd at Midnight EDT (UTC -4 which is Wednesday 4 am UTC)
[Extended a day due to 14 players and its the second day]

And by the way, now that the pressure is off, HijacK, you have some unfulfilled editing punishments left...
For now, let's just stick with 4 letter words and avoiding their use...
Of course the less you post, the longer the restriction will apply...

Hi everyone.... I am in a hotel in Houston. Won't be on very much. So, real quick....

Last night I think I got role blocked, for all the good it did. Nice job, evil cartoonist.

Didn't need an investigation to know where to place my vote.

Vote flub "kill me bitch" bucket

Bad end of day for flub. He was content to lynch either me or hijack, so just barely checked in to make sure those were the only viable wagons. He acted all day to try and convince others that every little move I made was scummy. He didn't vote me out of confusion on my opening... He actively tried to shepherd a lynch.

Him bad guy.

Won't be on much next two days, but will change if facts arise.

Gaaaaah, so exhausted. Dumb ten minute rule.

I should talk about agent real quick. I knew he was doc on page one. Too bad scum figured it out as well... He talked just a bit too much at end of day. I was yelling in my head for him to stop, lol. Oh well. I still think Town came out way ahead.

Oh, I was right the whole time btw. Tied my dick to the back of another moving car, eh JMich?

Anyway, probably three scum left. One is role blocker. Should be fun day.

Not really. This time it's based a bit more on actual facts, so you are not reaching correct conclusions with incorrect theories.

Did you manage to watch that clip yet though, or still just that glimpse you had from back when?

@Yog, why do you believe you were role-blocked? Were you even able to act properly last Night?