Welcome to the 7th season of “Murder They Wrote”, I'm Bagatha Crustie, your host and this year the theme is “Seventeen Little Indians” based loosely on the novel also known as “And Then There Were None” by yours truly. We are here on a small island where stands a spooky haunted mansion. What do the ghostly denizens have in store for our contestants? Will some chicken out and leave of their own volition? Of course there is also the daily “vote off the island” where when a majority agrees, someone is getting the boot. Our contestants don't “have to” vote anyone off, but how often does that happen?
Especially since there is money to win! Each of our contestants have brought 10 grand with them. Should they leave or get booted off the island they forfeit it for the benefit of the remaining contestants.
Here come our contestants now...
1) Hijack
2) Trentonlf
3) Adaliabooks
4) JMich
5) HypersomniacLive
6) Flubbucket
7) Agentcarr16 - Death by coconut cream pies on Night 1 – Gregory [House] (Town Traumatized Doctor) [$10,000]
8) Lifthrasil
9) CSPVG - Kicked off the island Day 1 - [Gray] Mouser (Scum Pickpocket) [$10,000]
10) Yogsloth - Death by Clothes Dryer on Night 2 - [Sgt] Schultz (Town Cop) [no money]
11) Mchack
12) Krypsyn - Kicked off the island Day 2 - Fezzik (Scum Thug) [$10,000]
13) Sage103082
14) Dedoporno
15) Cristigale
16) BlueMooner
17) RWarehall - "Dead" Day 0 - Bruce [Nolan-Almighty] (Town Former God) [no money]
As you get off the boat, please wave to your adoring fans and show our assistants your buy-in.
[As each contestant reaches the end of the dock and displays their wad of cash, the assistants wave them by, until...they reach the last contestant]
RWarehall, please show us your buy-in...
"But...but...I had it when I got on the boat! Someone robbed me!"
As he's checking his jacket and pockets...
"I'm sorry, no pay, no play!"
The assistants carry him off...
We have our first casualty...
Given the number of players, and looking at planned absences, and the Holiday weekend for many of us,
the first Day Deadline will be...
Monday night September 14th at Midnight EDT (UTC -4)
(I know I said 5 days, but I'll make some accommodations. If you don't like it, lynch someone quickly!)
Post edited September 25, 2015 by RWarehall