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LesterKnight99: Forrest Dump: Join Tom Hanks as a man who ends up in incredible situations in history, all thanks to his projectile shitting.
You've seen the movie, now buy the book!
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LesterKnight99: Forrest Dump: Join Tom Hanks as a man who ends up in incredible situations in history, all thanks to his projectile shitting.
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ScotchMonkey: You've seen the movie, now buy the book!
The #2 best-selling book in America!

Just read the responses from satisfied customers:

"I always wondered how a bear did it's business. Not only do I know how, but how to do so modestly"-Samuel Barnes

"My husband always told me I shouldn't expose myself in the woods and take a crap. After reading this book, I do it every day. Sure, he may have left me, but at least I'm in control of MY toilet time!"-Diana Rhea

"I can't believe you published this."-Kathleen Meyer, author of How to Shit in the Woods
Post edited November 11, 2015 by LesterKnight99
Ugh, all this talk is reminding me of 'that' scene from the film Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America. D-:
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ScotchMonkey: You've seen the movie, now buy the book!
The reviews on its amazon page gave me a good laugh, thanks for that!