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It's our birthday, and we'll rap if we want to!

'Cause you know our rhymes are wack
Feel the beat--you can't go back
It's a free game rap attack
If you wanna win then take a crack

GOG.com, as you possibly know, has turned five. In celebration of us turning five, we like to have gifts for you--let's face it, if not for you, we wouldn't be here. So check out the video with our mad phat beatz yo, laid by MC Enigmatic and the famous DJ Russkat, and then if you're inspired, feel free to drop us lyrics of your own! We'll collect all of the best lyrics and award up to four people 5 GOG.com games of their choice in exchange for their permission to use their lyrics in a proper GOG Birthday Rap video. We may even spring for proper moving pictures for the next one!

Please send us all of your submissions (by which we mean: leave a comment below in the forums) by Friday 20 September 2013 at 0900 Eastern time to enter into the contest.
Post edited September 16, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
I kind of like how no one has commented on this thus far.

Are their mad skills not up to par?
That EnigmaticT person sure did a lot of stuff before he was murdered by that ninja .
yo, i luv me some gog
almost as much as my dog
in the lbc
gonna hit the east side with fortune_p
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mrking58: That EnigmaticT person sure did a lot of stuff before he was murdered by that ninja .
They fixed him with duct tape.
Post edited September 13, 2013 by fortune_p_dawg
I'm so bad at this, I don't wanna even try. ;p
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mrking58: before he was murdered by that ninja .
He wasn't murdered. See here.

Unless GOG is not only ressurecting games, but gamers as well...
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mrking58: That EnigmaticT person sure did a lot of stuff before he was murdered by that ninja .
He's like Tupac.
Hm ... Can't you just close down GOG for a day or so? That PR stunt had a lot more style. :P
Heheh! I might just do this.


Edit: where do we send submissions though?!
Post edited September 13, 2013 by Sachys
So you mean somthing like:

What would we do without them?
Would we always be slaves to the DRM?
Would the classics be forgotten?
Would the Indie start to rotten?
We love gog like gog loves you!
Always rememeber! Cause it's true!

Way to cheesy if you ask me.
Post edited September 13, 2013 by McSpain
I hate rap and hip-hop but this is kind of fun to listen to :)

I could try and write some lyrics, but NO WAY am I going to record myself rapping! that would be a social suicide around here :)
Look at that gog,
it turns five causing a system shock.

It is old like unreal gold.

Gonna have to spent one whole unit of blood to that gog.

Better punch someone in the cock for gog.
Better not punch someone in the dick if he is riddick

Download your games like a wing commander, play them like a shadow warrior but always come back for the game check. Don't mess with the gog they will sent their polish dog.

heh ...
If you're having DRM problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but GOG ain't one

#Lazy #Cheesy
Post edited September 13, 2013 by tammerwhisk
What rhymes with "vagina"?
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Kunovski: I hate rap and hip-hop but this is kind of fun to listen to :)

I could try and write some lyrics, but NO WAY am I going to record myself rapping! that would be a social suicide around here :)
I should clarify: you write the lyrics and submit them. We'll record the ones we like best ourselves.