Posted August 25, 2014
This is a terrible joke my GF told me - I don't remember it exactly and the translation probably sucks but it went something like this:
A gardener is working at a mental institute. One of the patients sees him through the window and asks: "What are you doing?" "I'm fertilizing the strawberries." "Aha, okay." Ten minutes pass. The patient asks again: "What are you doing?" Again the gardener answers "I'm fertilizing the strawberries." "Aha, okay." A few minutes later the patient asks again: "What are you doing?" The gardener loses his temper and yells: "I'm pouring shit over the strawberries!" The patient replies: "Man, am I stupid! I always eat them with sugar!"
A gardener is working at a mental institute. One of the patients sees him through the window and asks: "What are you doing?" "I'm fertilizing the strawberries." "Aha, okay." Ten minutes pass. The patient asks again: "What are you doing?" Again the gardener answers "I'm fertilizing the strawberries." "Aha, okay." A few minutes later the patient asks again: "What are you doing?" The gardener loses his temper and yells: "I'm pouring shit over the strawberries!" The patient replies: "Man, am I stupid! I always eat them with sugar!"
Post edited August 25, 2014 by F4LL0UT