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I could do with a laugh, so share your favourite jokes! The worse the better! (or something)

I'll start the ball rolling with a few of my favourites:


Here's a picture of me and REM. Look, that's me in the corner.



What's green, furry, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?




A pool table.


Badum tish!
What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
A classic! :)

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
My all time favorite knock-knock joke. It amazes me how many people don't get it.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza, who?

LOL. Oh, boy. Just typing that made me laugh.
Two guys walk into a bar.

Ow.
What has six legs, two arms, two heads and one tail?

Man on horse :)
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a beer.... and a mop.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "You know we got a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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tinyE: Grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "You know we got a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
ROFL

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"
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Emob78: ...
I'm afraid I don't get it... :/
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adaliabooks: I'm afraid I don't get it... :/
I think it's just that a pizza delivery is at the door but the joke is the person answering is so oblivious they say "pizza who?" expecting that is someone's name.

...You did ask for bad jokes, cool thread btw.
Post edited August 25, 2014 by undeadcow
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tinyE: Grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "You know we got a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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adaliabooks: ROFL

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"
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Emob78: ...
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adaliabooks: I'm afraid I don't get it... :/
The full version

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pizza!

Pizza who?

Pizza the pie!
Post edited August 25, 2014 by huN73R
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adaliabooks: I'm afraid I don't get it... :/
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undeadcow: I think it's just that a pizza delivery is at the door but the joke is the person answering is so oblivious they say "pizza who?" expecting that is someone's name.

...You did ask for bad jokes, cool thread btw.
Rofl. Foiled by my own expectations!

Thanks, I thought it would be fun. Who doesn't like a good laugh? :)
2 Drums and a Cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba Dum Tish
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine.
What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.


EDIT: I think I really like this thread =)
Post edited August 25, 2014 by Sage103082