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The Most Ill-Conceived

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POSTAL 2

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250

EyeNixon says: If you like these things, in no particular order, you might like Postal 2. 1. Things that are neither offensive (because they try too hard) or funny (because they're childish). 2. Bullet-sponge enemies. 3. Petitions. 4. Agony. 5. Bad games.

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Daikatana

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250

EyeNixon says: Daikatana is a pretty neat game, Romero wanted to make something for the "hardcore." That means guns that kill you more than they do your enemies, migraine inducing level design, and racist stereotypes. Get your game on.

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Shadow Warrior Classic Complete

EyeNixon's rating:
250

EyeNixon says: Once I went to middleschool, there I met a boy who turned and looked at me and said "Herro." No one laughed. Shadow Warrior is that boy, except he turns and looks at you, and stares you in the eyes, and says "Herro." repeatedly for about ten hours.

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Ultima™ 9: Ascension

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250

EyeNixon says: There is a man known as the Avatar, he was a paragon of virtue, known and loved by all. The Avatar looked on his past works and said "Weak shit." Then he turned around and made Ultima IX. Now no one likes the Avatar anymore.

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Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy)

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250

EyeNixon says: David Cage looked at his staff and said "Who altered the script?" Quiet, a sort of viscous panic found its way around the room, choking the hapless employees like a thick sludge. "I don't want anyone removing the zombie sex scene again."

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Slender: The Arrival

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250

EyeNixon says: John: Hey man, you know what's not scary? - Bill: What? - John: Stuff that has been done to death and was never really scary in the first place. - Bill: Yeah, I guess so. - John: Want to make a Slenderman game?

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Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh

EyeNixon's rating:
250

EyeNixon says: As if the original wasn't enough of a travesty, Sierra had to perpetuate its 90s era series of tragedies with Phantasmagoria 2. It is a worse tragedy than the Donner party, perhaps a worse tragedy than expired canned goods.

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