Protagonists Who are Better than You.129votes I like it
Hesusio says: Jade is a reporter who almost single-handedly put a stop to a conspiracy to destroy the population of her home planet. She also took pictures of animals and raced hovercrafts at the same time, because she's just that hard. Jade is better than you.
Hesusio says: George Stobbart is a mere tourist who goes to Paris and stops a magic cult from taking over the world. In later games he kills a dragon and even a mother fucking god. He also has a hot girlfriend. George Stobbart is better than you.
Hesusio says: Duke Nukem, well... Neeedless to say, he shits all over you.
Hesusio says: The Nameless One looks like the bastard child of one of those blue things from Avatar and a rastafarian. However, he is badass to the point of ripping out his own eye just to remember how he got it. The Nameless One is better than you.
Hesusio says: Max (I can't remember his last name, so I'm just going to assume it's Power), manages to save a bunch of kids with his new wonder-drug despite being driven to batshit insanity by his asshole boss. Max Power is better than you.
Hesusio says: Kate Walker is a totally hot lawyer who goes to Europe on a business trip, only to blow it off in favour of searching for mammoths instead. She also has a wind-up train. Do you have a wind-up train? No, you don't. Kate Walker is better than you.
Hesusio says: April Ryan is able to both jump dimensions and save not only the world, but also another totally different world at the same time. She also has a talking bird and is totally hot. April Ryan is better than you.
Hesusio says: Razputin is a kid with psychic powers. He can literally get inside your mind and fuck shit up. He also has epic goggles. Razputin is better than you.
Hesusio says: Geralt gets to kill things for a living. He also gets lots of sex. Do you get lots of sex? No, no you don't, because you're playing video games rather than killing things and exposing yourself. Geralt is better than you.
Hesusio says: Sylvester "Sly" Boots is a private investigator who can be thrown out of a window and survive perfectly unscathed. He can also save the world despite being grossly incompetent. Sly is better than you.
Hesusio says: JC Denton managed to save the world through the power of nano-augmentations. I bet you can't even save your wallet through the power of a swift kick to a would-be mugger's bollocks. JC Denton is better than you.
Hesusio says: Rosangela Blackwell, along with her ghost sidekick, manages to convince stupid ghosts that they're dead. I bet you can't even convince a creationist that they're wrong. Rosangela Blackwell is better than you.
Hesusio says: Altair was produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs. He also has a sword, a dagger, lots more daggers that he throws at people and one more dagger that he keeps up his sleeve. Altair is better than you.
Hesusio says: Sam Fisher is so sneaky that he can go completely unnoticed despite having three big fuckoff green lights on his head. He can also pull off a latex jumpsuit, which is more than I can say for your mum. Sam Fisher is better than you.
Hesusio says: Lucas Kane manages to kill a guy for shits 'n' giggles, and then have epic sex with his ex-girlfriend through the power of quick time events. There's also something about birds and saving the world in there somewhere. Lucas Kane is better than you.
Hesusio says: Garret is a really sneaky bastard. So sneaky is he, that he actually manages to rob a freaking god and get away with it scot-free. He also fights zombies, but did it before everyone and their fucking dog was into it. Garret is better than you.
Hesusio says: The Hatoful Boyrfriend girl likes to fuck pigeons. Which to be honest is really not such an admirable quality. It's actually fucking disgusting, honestly, though it's still more than you'll ever achieve. The Hatoful Boyfriend girl is better than you.
Hesusio says: Guybrush Threepwood is utterly incompetent but in a lovable sort of way. You're just hideous in a very thoroughly unlovable way. Guybrush Threepwood is better than you.
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